You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.