You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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