yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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