Sry I called you an 8
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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