i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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