Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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