Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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