lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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