he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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