you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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