Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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