Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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