just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Boobs speak an international language.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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