My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just started talking about how noodles were so good