Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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