He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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