R you on birth control?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?