Pappa wants mamma naked
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
