do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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