your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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