after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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