It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????