Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..