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She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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