i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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