Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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