Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
only you would photoshop your dick
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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