Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
smell my finger.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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