Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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