My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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