At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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