sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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