I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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