i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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