if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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