i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.