she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.