Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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