when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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