Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i love accidental penises.
I just gift wrapped bread.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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