People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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