Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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