butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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