didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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Drake has all the answers
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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