Don't you send me to vm
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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