Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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