I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.