Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going