We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot