I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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