So gin and wine won't be happening again
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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