Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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