I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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