Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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