I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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